How, oh how, did I ever survive without this doo-dad?

My boyfriend likes to complain that I eat more off his plate than I do my own. Now, he won't even see me coming!

Personally, I would suggest never leaving home without this handy-dandy Freeloader Fork. It’s got a telescoping handle and a reach of about two feet — immediately putting you at an advantage at all family-style dinners and buffet lines.

The stainless steel instrument can be licked clean and used an infinite number of times. And it goes hand in hand with the Sneaky Spoon, another eating utensil that eliminates the distinction between “yours” and “mine.”

So snatch up one for yourself. Before they’re out of reach.


Tania said...

OMG! too too funny.

KimT said...

this is great!