"I'll skip the particulars of my day and jump straight to its perfect ending:Love. It.
I get home to find a letter in my mailbox.
From The Ohio Department of Taxation.
I owe them $81.49.
That would be in unpaid taxes for 2006.
Oh, but wait.
I did pay my taxes in 2006.
In fact, I paid Ohio state taxes for every penny I earned in 2006.
Even though I only lived in this great state for five months in 2006.
I still paid taxes as if I'd lived in Ohio for twelve months.
Apparently that $252.00 I paid wasn't enough.
Apparently I owed $327.00.
Not that they could let me know that anytime in past year. (I just figured a year, since I'm paying interest on a year's worth of so-called "unpaid taxes.")
Oh my god.
Ohio is such a great state.
I love Ohio.
Everyday, there's another reason...
...to love it more.
By the way, purple is the new sarcasm."
So what color is your sarcasm? I think mine may be this.